Think of the things I can do with this! It's not only a useful way of breathing, it's also a great device for tossing hay onto the heads of unsuspecting children.
If the little girl is too inquisitive about the small hairs on the top of my head, then I'll introduce her to an elephant shower.
Of course the trunk is also a perfect utensil for feeding myself, and I like to eat -- and the evidence for my appetite is well represented as well, but I won't go into that right now.
Welcome to my home page. Watch out, sometimes I have a cold. You don't want to see an elephant with a cold!
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